The community came almost to a standstill. News crews stuck microphones in the face of everyone who had one, and sharked up every tidbit of psycho-news they could get: “And how did you feel when you heard about that?” As if someone's personal feelings are news: “O, I felt a deep sense of elation until I realized that it wasn't just a rerun, but was an actual news show. Then I felt a deep sense of mourning, and rushed out to throw myself on a television crew to record my private, but now public, feelings for posterity. . . Is that enough, or should I search my emotional locker a little deeper?”
(a paragiraffe from my latest novel, a satire in progress)
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